Dad's Family Kitchen - Terms & Conditions
Welcome to Dad's Family Kitchen. By using this website, you agree to the following terms. Please read them-preferably before something starts burning!
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- 1. Acceptance of These Terms
- 2. Website Content (AKA: My Stuff Stays My Stuff)
- 3. User Behaviour (Please Don't Be a Menace)
- 4. Accuracy of Information (Things Change, Okay?)
- 5. Limitation of Liability (The Legal Serious Bit)
- 6. External Links (Other People's Internet)
- 7. Affiliate Links & Sponsored Stuff
- 8. Privacy
- 9. Changes to These Terms
- 10. Governing Law
- 11. Contact Information
1. Acceptance of These Terms
By accessing or using this website, you're agreeing to follow the rules laid out here. If you don't agree, that's okay-just please close the page gently and don't slam the pantry door on your way out.
2. Website Content (AKA: My Stuff Stays My Stuff)
Everything on this site-recipes, photos, writing, and my dad jokes-is owned by Dad's Family Kitchen.
You may:
- Read it
- Enjoy it
- Share links (I'll even be flattered)
You may not:
- Repost full recipes
- Reuse photos without permission
- Pretend my content is yours
3. User Behaviour (Please Don't Be a Menace)
By using this site, you agree not to:
- Spam, troll, or harass others
- Post hateful, abusive, or weirdly aggressive comments about soup
- Attempt to hack, exploit, or sabotage the site
- Break anything-digitally or emotionally
I reserve the right to remove comments that cause unnecessary ruckus or violate basic decency.
4. Accuracy of Information (Things Change, Okay?)
I try to keep everything accurate and up‑to‑date, but:
- Ingredients vary
- Oven temperatures lie
- Autocorrect is wild
- And sometimes my brain is full of potatoes
So I can't guarantee everything is error‑free or eternally correct.
5. Limitation of Liability (The Legal Serious Bit)
To the fullest extent permitted by law:
Dad's Family Kitchen is not liable for:
- Kitchen accidents
- Burnt food
- Injured feelings
- Smoke alarm concerts
- Any loss, damage, allergy, mishap, or chaos resulting from your use of this site or its recipes
If something goes wrong while following a recipe, you fully accept responsibility.
6. External Links (Other People's Internet)
Sometimes I link to products or other websites.
I don't control those sites, don't manage their content, and definitely can't guarantee they won't try to sell you something strange.
If you follow a link, you do so at your own risk.
7. Affiliate Links & Sponsored Stuff
Sometimes I use affiliate links, meaning I earn a small commission if you buy something-at no extra cost to you.
I'll always keep things transparent and honest.
8. Privacy
If you sign up for newsletters, leave comments, or send messages, I may collect basic information (like your name or email).
I won't sell it, trade it, auction it, or leave it scribbled on a sticky note by the toaster.
Please see our privacy policy here.
9. Changes to These Terms
I can update or modify these terms whenever needed-recipes evolve, websites change, and sometimes I realise I've forgotten something obvious. If you keep using the site after changes, that counts as acceptance.
10. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws applicable in your region (and by general common sense).
Basically: no nonsense, no loopholes, no international custard‑related disputes.
11. Contact Information
Questions? Concerns? Recipe triumphs or disasters to share?
You can reach me through the contact page of Dad's Family Kitchen. I can't promise I'll fix your soufflé, but I'll try to help where I can.